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The Monkey Story…

June 24, 2009 Raman Leave a comment

Once upon a time, there was a monkey that lived in the woods just outside the city. Though it could find everything that it needed in the woods, it used to drop into the city for a “snack”, just out of curiosity. On one of its trips, it found a huge pot of peanuts being boiled under a tree.

It’s eyes lit up seeing the catch and immediately jumped to the tree under which the pot was boiling. To its surprise, it also found that no one was really taking care of the pot – they had just left it to boil the peanuts. Slowly descending, the Monkey found a nice shelf off a branch & made itself comfortable. Thanking god for his benevolence, the Monkey bent and took a couple of peanuts & put them into his mouth. And was ecstatic – “what taste, what flavours!!”

It sat there for about half an hour having its fill of the juicy & by-now-tender peanuts. Stomach filled, it let out a deep sigh of satisfaction. And suddenly, the thought occurred – “why shouldn’t it take some peanuts home so that it can have its fill anytime?”

The Monkey was proud of its intelligence and prepared itself for the final assault. Clinging to the branch, it hung low on the branch, put its fist into the pot & grabbed a fist full of peanuts. But much to its chagrin, it found that the more peanuts it tried to fit into its fist, the more peanuts spilled out of the fist.

Morals: Be happy with what you get, There’s only so much that can be done by you, Don’t lose what you’ve got looking for more.

After a while, the Monkey grew tired & decided that it’s going to take what fits into its fist & go. Now there came another problem – when holding so many peanuts, it couldn’t take its fist out of the pot! Earlier, it had been taking just a couple of peanuts and so the hand could easily pass in & out of the pot. Now, with its fist full, the pot’s mouth played truant. The hapless Monkey couldn’t decide what to do – leave the peanuts or take the peanuts.

Morals: Materialistic world binds you down through your attachments to materialistic objects – you have to let go of these attachments to attain salvation, Never take more than what can be managed or you’ll be stuck, Learn when to let it go.

Finally, the Monkey realised that it cannot take a fist full of peanuts and so dropped the peanuts and ran away. But what it thought was that since it knew where the peanuts are boiled, it can at anytime saunter in & have its pick. The ploy worked fine for a while but finally, someone realised that there were peanuts missing all the time. They laid a trap & the Monkey was duly caught & sent to the zoo, where it had to eat what it got.

Morals: Things may work fine for a while but never forever if you do the same thing, Don’t push your luck too much lest it should break.

The CIA World Factbook…

June 22, 2009 Raman Leave a comment

CIA’s role in what it was conceived to do is being questioned regularly but their Factbook initiative is simply a fantastic one. The data can never be disputed & is pretty up-to-date as well. In fact, there are several things that you’ll get to know about your home country as well!!

Click here to visit the CIA Factbook: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/

Iran, Obama & Controversy…

June 19, 2009 Raman 2 comments

Poor Barack Obama. He must be wondering what he ever did to face these extreme levels of scrutiny in anything & everything that he does or doesn’t. Given that his campaign was tech savvy, he still wouldn’t have been ready for this kind of an onslaught.

A fly flies into his face during and interview on prime time national television – he shoos it away, but the fly (much like his problems) keeps zooming back into his face until he kills it in a swift stroke of his hand. And immediately, as if on cue, PETA swoops in on their next victim for their share of 15 minutes on prime time television. God, just leave him alone – we all do it! Well, in India (and in several 3rd world countries) mosquitoes actually kill humans!! Guess that’s beyond PETA’s Focus Areas. Read more…

India is out of ICC T20…

June 17, 2009 Raman Leave a comment

Great! We did need a reality check but nothing like this – can’t chase 130? With Gautam, Rohit, Yuvraj, Suresh & Mahi in the same team? Amazing.

ICC T20 has once again proved that the strongest team on paper doesn’t essentially mean we have a winner. In fact two of the three favourites touted to win the cup this time are already out – India & Australia. Apart from Pakistan, all teams in the Semis seem to have an equal chance to win.

Mahi & Co. will have some serious thinking to do – how did a team of world beaters become duds? I would put the blame on a few things: Fatigue, Lack of clear startegy, Over experimentation & Not sticking to any plan. Hope they’ll get things in control soon.

F1 loses its charm & MotoGP is in…

June 13, 2009 Raman Leave a comment

I have been an ardent F1 fan since 2003 and have enjoyed the pitched battles initially between Fernando Alonso & Michael Schumacher and later on between, Kimi Raikkonen, Felipe Massa, Lewis Hamilton & Fernando Alonso. True, Kimi was lucky to win in 2007, so was Lewis in 2008. Both Massa & Lewis got the break of their lives with Ferrari & McLaren. It is also true that both in 2007 & in 2008, the championship was decided outside the track. But still, what’s happening in 2009 is a disappointment. What would you call three former world champions who are about 50 points behind the current leader with the season just about touching the halfway mark?

F1 has always been the pinnacle of the Glamour & Sport combination. There’s big money involved and the sport itself is life-risking. But for championships & race results to be decided in court rooms & by stewards is just the slap on the face a fan doesn’t want. And as if that wasn’t enough, we have Brawn GP (although it is run by one of F1’s greatest minds, Ross Brawn who was instrumental in creating the Schumacher Charisma), a team whose existance was under question just about two months before the season start. And now, their drivers are 1 & 2 with three 1-2 finishes out of 7 races already – pathetic? Not to deny the fruits of their hardwork but it is disgusting that 8 teams can’t even compete with them because their interpretation of a stupid diffuser rule was different from the Brawns & Red Bulls. What a pity?

And then, the 2010 season only promises to be an even bigger flop – Mr. Max Mosley (caught performing a Nazi influenced BDSM fetish orgy last year) the President of the FIA (F1’s governing body) has a great idea to ensure proper competition – a budget cap (which is I believe less than 50% of what Ferrari & McLaren, the 2 top teams until last season spend currently) that would put the underprivilaged teams at par with the top ones. If there was a stupid decision ever to kill a sport, Max would qualify hands down.

Defeating the argument is the current season – with all their budgets & technical superiority, Ferrari & McLaren stand 4th & 6th in the championship. So money alone, isn’t clearly the distinguishing factor.

The ticket prices are too high leading to empty stands, crowd favourites aren’t winning anymore & recession is hitting sponsors who are backing out of the sport & their deals all of which is leading to a severe strain on the financials already. Max is planning to deliver that death punch on F1 which would probably see the sport actually dying. But whatever happens, it would be an achievement for Max.

On the other hand, MotoGP is awesome – I haven’t seen a single race till date that has been decided off track, the four-pronged battle for the title last year between Casey Stoner, Valentino Rossi, Jorge Lorenzo & Dani Pedrosa was a treat to watch. Though Dani & Jorge dropped out of contention, the track battles between Rossi & Stoner was vintage stuff. The MotoGP US Grand Prix 2008 at Laguna Seca was like watching Lord Shiva perform his rudra dance on earth – amazing!!! And once again Rossi, Lorenzo & Stoner are back at it this year with 9 points seperating the top three racers – now that’s what we call competition.

I mean its ok if your favourite doesn’t win every race – it is important for the sport to win. And MotoGP does just that. I would recommend all of you to watch the races – the next one is at Catalunya this Sunday. Watch it and am sure you’ll get addicted.